Sunday, November 25, 2012

Posted in the Daily Star

SUSAN BOYLE MAKES A SPLASH

Pic from file


“
I can’t swim and I’m utterly terrified of water
”
Susan Boyle

25th November 2012

By James Ingham


SUSAN Boyle has been approached to take part in Tom Daley’s new celeb diving show Splash!


TV execs believe getting BGT star SuBo to dive off a 10-metre platform in her swimming cossie would prove to be a huge ratings winner.

I can honestly say I’ve never once imagined the Hairy Angel in her bathers. But now the image is in my head I can’t get it out. And what’s worse is, I love it! 

Unfortunately for ITV – and, let’s be honest, the whole nation – SuBo fears appearing alongside Olympic hero Tom would end up being more of a belly flop than a medal-winning performance.

Splash! will see various celebs competing against each other as they try to master the art of diving, with the help of Tom and a team of professional coaches.

Talking about the show SuBo said: “I did get asked to be in a diving show recently, which is hilarious because I can’t swim and I’m utterly terrified of water.

“I wouldn’t have made it to the first step of the diving board.”

Never mind the diving. I’d give her a perfect ten just for bombing off the end in armbands.

Susan also ruled out appearing on other reality TV shows such as Strictly, I’m A Celeb and Dancing On Ice.

She said: “I don’t think I could go in the jungle. Strictly Come Dancing? Well, I’m like a baby elephant with two left feet.

“As for Dancing On Ice, you’d have to strap two cushions to my backside as that’s where I’d constantly be.”

Once again, this image is strangely appealing!

Susan Boyle’s fourth album Standing Ovation is out now.

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